i shouldn't have one of these

i am everywhere and nowhere, the infinite yin and yang that feeds on itself to survive. though we have most assuredly met, you will never know me.
thedailyshow:

“Did you know that the human vagina, besides being able to repel rape sperm, also can be used as a wifi hotspot?”

I did know that! But you gotta get the password from her ;)

thedailyshow:

“Did you know that the human vagina, besides being able to repel rape sperm, also can be used as a wifi hotspot?”

I did know that! But you gotta get the password from her ;)

Cops @ Eye Candy. Thinking of the 1,000 words a picture is worth. #nofilter

Cops @ Eye Candy. Thinking of the 1,000 words a picture is worth. #nofilter

Out at Abigail’s in Rocheport with the #Gotcha crew! #nofilter

Out at Abigail’s in Rocheport with the #Gotcha crew! #nofilter

Getting Which Wich with @yunaxxkyo after voting for our man @GovGaryJohnson! (at Which Wich)

Getting Which Wich with @yunaxxkyo after voting for our man @GovGaryJohnson! (at Which Wich)

This is @yunaxxkyo complaining that I never take pictures of her! #lol  (at Quality Inn)

This is @yunaxxkyo complaining that I never take pictures of her! #lol (at Quality Inn)

This is our #graffiti on @GovGaryJohnson’s van! #instadaily #igers #igdaily #nofilter #liberty #freedom #livefree  (at Quality Inn)

This is our #graffiti on @GovGaryJohnson’s van! #instadaily #igers #igdaily #nofilter #liberty #freedom #livefree (at Quality Inn)

#LiveFree @GovGaryJohnson’s van just got tagged up by me and @yunaxxkyo  (at Quality Inn)

#LiveFree @GovGaryJohnson’s van just got tagged up by me and @yunaxxkyo (at Quality Inn)

Today I am a Red Hot Chili Pepper! #gotcha #costume #halloween #igers #igdaily #instadaily #lol  (at Gotcha!)

Today I am a Red Hot Chili Pepper! #gotcha #costume #halloween #igers #igdaily #instadaily #lol (at Gotcha!)

Who is this goofy fella?! #gotcha #costume #como #halloween #pirate #mascot (at Gotcha!)

Who is this goofy fella?! #gotcha #costume #como #halloween #pirate #mascot (at Gotcha!)