i shouldn't have one of these

i am everywhere and nowhere, the infinite yin and yang that feeds on itself to survive. though we have most assuredly met, you will never know me.
He’ll eat yer legs off!

He’ll eat yer legs off!

<3 fuck the haters (at Aladdin Hookah Lounge)

<3 fuck the haters (at Aladdin Hookah Lounge)

Murphy sitting upon his throne of legs.

Murphy sitting upon his throne of legs.

If only I could bowl like this on a Tuesday&#8230; (at AMF Town &amp; Country Lanes)

If only I could bowl like this on a Tuesday… (at AMF Town & Country Lanes)

Thanks for the birthday hookah, Aladdin!! (at Aladdin Hookah Lounge)

Thanks for the birthday hookah, Aladdin!! (at Aladdin Hookah Lounge)

Successful #Friday #bonfire.

Successful #Friday #bonfire.

Sweet Jesus, there is a pedal steel on the stage!!
@BlueFugue (at The Blue Fugue)

Sweet Jesus, there is a pedal steel on the stage!!
@BlueFugue (at The Blue Fugue)

Murphy is dabbling in glam rock fashion lately&#8230;I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s just a phase&#8230;

Murphy is dabbling in glam rock fashion lately…I’m sure it’s just a phase…

Teaching turtles about dogs.
Teaching dogs about turtles. (at The Blue Fugue)

Teaching turtles about dogs.
Teaching dogs about turtles. (at The Blue Fugue)

The Dude Abides. (at AMF Town &amp; Country Lanes)

The Dude Abides. (at AMF Town & Country Lanes)