i shouldn't have one of these

i am everywhere and nowhere, the infinite yin and yang that feeds on itself to survive. though we have most assuredly met, you will never know me.
Goofiest cookie cake order at work so far… #valentinesday

Goofiest cookie cake order at work so far… #valentinesday

#Epic #icicle on the back of the house today. #iceicebaby

#Epic #icicle on the back of the house today. #iceicebaby

My baybay kneed me!! @yunaxxkyo

My baybay kneed me!! @yunaxxkyo

#creepythriftstorefinds 
Babysitting Wii game, complete with plush naked baby.

#creepythriftstorefinds
Babysitting Wii game, complete with plush naked baby.

#creepythriftstorefinds
@yunaxxkyo

#creepythriftstorefinds
@yunaxxkyo

@yunaxxkyo made her first ever #floral arrangement… Impressive!
#nofilter

@yunaxxkyo made her first ever #floral arrangement… Impressive!
#nofilter

New #wolf #blanket hung over the window to block cold #winter drafts! #nofilter

New #wolf #blanket hung over the window to block cold #winter drafts! #nofilter

Pretty Marcy!! #instadog #husky #puppy #dog #beautiful

Pretty Marcy!! #instadog #husky #puppy #dog #beautiful

1) cruise at 30,000 feet
2) nail a shot of Wild Turkey 101
3) chase that bitch with ginger ale
4) sheemma shhtunna smmurgh

1) cruise at 30,000 feet
2) nail a shot of Wild Turkey 101
3) chase that bitch with ginger ale
4) sheemma shhtunna smmurgh